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hoopertunity run a big one
Fun stuff for your hump day. Newly named hopeful future stars: Distorted Humor--Peppers Pride colt, to Arnold Zether for $300k, named "Punctuate". Smart Strike--Pure Clan filly, to Regis Farms for $320k, named "Native Strike". Bernardini--Sweet Catomine filly, to Live Oak Plantation for $330k, named "Sweet Bernardini". Tapit--Quendom colt, half to Invasor, to Fox Hill Farm for $335k, named "Look of Eagles". Giant's Causeway--Mining My Own colt, half to Mine That Bird & Dullahan, to Zayat Stables for $675k, named "Thirtysevenliveson". Street Cry--Beautician colt, to Live Oak Plantation for $750k, named "Chestnut Drive". Tapit--Evrobi filly, to Shadwell Estate Co. for $1m, named "Ayaady". Medaglia d'Oro--Dream Supreme colt, to David Ingordo, agent for $1m, named "Gold Shield". Unbridled's Song--Irish Smoke colt, to Regis Farms for $1.1m, named "War Ride". Tapit--Ava Knowsthecode colt, to Gainesway and Stonestreet Farm for $1.2m, named "Encrypt". Bernardini--Pacific Spell filly, to Baumann Stables for $1.3m, named "I'll Show Me". Malibu Moon--Hollywood Story filly, to Northwest Stud for $1.35m, named "Miss Hollywood". Tapit--Successful Outlook colt, to Regis Farms and Stonestreet Farm for $1.55m, named "Iron Fist". Medaglia d'Oro--Flying Passage filly, to Flaxman Stables Ireland Ltd. for $1.4m, named "Heliosphere". Tiznow--Easter Bunnette filly, half to Havre de Grace, to Solis Bloodstock for $1.7m, named "Tizavision". Indian Charlie--Take Charge Lady filly, $2.2m to Whisper Hill Farm, named "I'll Take Charge". A War Front colt o/o Blading Gold Ring, bought by M.V. Magnier for $2.5m remains unnamed. *From Joe Nevills.
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  • EP Taylor · I am happy to see Pepper's Pride deliver a foal from a quality sire. Best of luck. · 179 days ago
  • travel_vic · these old eyes: glasses don't even help · 179 days ago
Has had an outstanding year at breeding: breeding quality mares like Plum Pretty, Love and Pride, and Love Theway Youare
I'd send my mares to him any day.
What a tremendous sire - Distorted Humor. Elliott Walden thought he had a ton of ability, but he never had him ready and healthy for the big dances at the right time.

Distorted Humor - Race Results & Past Performances

Date(Descending)
Horse
Fin
Tr
#
Dist.
Sf.
Race
$
Cnd
1st
2nd
3rd
Time
View Details12/26/13Distorted Humor2ndAqu16 fDMcl 3+ MSolly's MischiefDistorted HumorEight Cents1:13.33
View Details11/28/98Distorted Humor3rdAqu81 mileDCigar Mile-G1 3+ MSir BearAffirmed SuccessDistorted Humor1:34.05
View Details05/25/98Distorted Humor5thBel91 mileDMetropolitan Hcp. (Met Mile)-G1 3+ MWild RushBanker's GoldAccelerator1:33.50
View DetailsView Video08/23/97Distorted Humor3rdMth91 1/16 mDPhilip H. Iselin-G2 3+ MFormal GoldSkip AwayDistorted Humor1:40.20
View Details11/30/96Distorted Humor5thAqu81 mileDNYRA Mile-G1 3+ MGold FeverDiligenceTop Account1:34.80
View DetailsView Video08/24/96Distorted Humor3rdSar97 fDKing's Bishop-G2 3 MHonour and GloryElusive QualityDistorted Humor1:21.60